From "Rajesh4u_poy" : Good Morning Friends,

One of my Close Friend her name is "Vijayageetha", share with me. I thought i want to share with my all CiteHR Friends.

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow.

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don’t do it, I am lazy.

When my boss does not do it, he is busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative.

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, “you’re an idiot”.

When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.

When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview.

When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.

When I do wrong, he never forgets.
27th December 2010 From India, Coimbatore

simmy2009 162
Simply superb. Thanks for putting smile on our faces. Need to continue with the quote- My boss is not idiot, if so, he haven’t hired me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27th December 2010 From India, Mumbai
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