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Perfect gift for my boss
Hi every year in our organization we buy each other xmas presents as work colleagues. one is made to toss the name of the person secret pal they will be buying a present for and we are not suppose to reveal that name until the last day. so this time around i happen to have picked my big boss and i have no idea what to buy him as present. he is very difficult man because he complains almost every year about what people buy him so i m finding it hard to find just the perfect gift that will make him happy. he is a production manager in a mine geologist by professionthats the nature of his job. he is into sports football reserved and very stingy. may you please help me in identifying the perfect gift for him. thank you nel
The perfect couple story!
Once upon a time a perfect man and a perfect woman met. after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. their life together was of course perfect. one snowy stormy christmas eve this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. being the perfect couple they stopped to help. there stood santa claus with a huge bundle of toys. not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of christmas the perfect couple loaded santa and his toys into their vehicle. soon they were driving along delivering the toys. unfortunately the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and santa claus had an accident. only one of them survived the accident. who was the survivor? scroll down for the answer. trust me it s worth it answer: the perfect woman survived. she s the only one who really existed in the first place. everyone knows there is no santa claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. women stop reading here that is the end of the joke. men keep scrolling down so if there is no perfect man and no santa claus the woman must have been driving this explains why there was a car accident. by the way if you re a woman and you re still reading this illustrates another point: women never listen regards manju
Hr-a thankless thread binding the boss and his subordinates
Hello i am the hr manager in an it startup having 6 members as total employees. we all are in the age group of 2326 years and are pretty much of friends with each others more than colleagues. we have a chill boss and are happy to work for him but of course there are the typical minor bosssubordinate issues with all of us and we tend to discuss these issues among ourselvesno bitching happens to be very specific they are discussions only. obviously i being the hr they look up to me so that i may be able to solve their issues. but our boss expects me to tell him everything that they share with melike i am a spy or something in the name of hr so that necessary action can be taken and he will always be sure of his hires. i am in a jinx these days since i need to strike a balance between the employees & my boss. if i be 'the spy' the employees will lose faith in me & stop telling me things altogether after which i would have nothing to know and inform my boss about. how do i fit in and ensure things are balanced in this vicious bosssubordinate circle?
Boss joke
Me and my boss : when i take a long time i am slow. when my boss takes a long time he is thorough. when i don t do it i am lazy. when my boss doesn t do it he is too busy. when i do something without being told i am trying to be smart. when my boss does the same that is initiative. when i please my boss i m asskissing. when my boss pleases his boss he s cooperating. when i do good my boss never remembers. when i do wrong he never forgets. ??
My boss & i (humorous one)
My boss :twisted: & i : : when i take a long time. i am slow. when my boss taking a long time he is thorough. when i don t do it i am lazy. when my boss doesn t do it he is too busy. when i do something without being told i am trying to be smart. :?: :?: :?: when my boss does the same that is initiative. :?: :?: when i please my boss i am apple polishing :oops: when my boss pleases his boss he s cooperating. :o :o when i do well my boss never remembers. :cry: : when i do wrong he never forgets. :evil: :evil: have a nice & wonderful day. :lol: :lol: regards archana
Me and my boss..
Me and my when i take a long time to finish i am slow when my boss takes a long time he is thorough when i don t do it i am lazy when my boss does not do it he is busy when i do something without being told i am trying to be smart when my boss does the same he takes the initiative when i please my boss i am apple polishing when my boss pleases his boss he is cooperating when i make a mistake i' am an idiot. when my boss makes a mistake he s only human. when i am out of the office i am wondering around. when my boss is out of the office he s on business. when i am on a day off sick i am always sick. when my boss is a day off sick he must be very ill. when i apply for leave i must be going for an interview . when my boss applies for leave it s because he s overworked when i do good my boss never remembers when i do wrong he never forgets what can i ? ? ?