 Re: Sardarji
HOW TO INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE A SARDAR
You can be sure a person is a Sardar when he:
* puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his
mind
* gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
* sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
* tries to drown a fish in waters.
* thinks socialism means partying.
* trips over a cordless phone.
* takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here" he puts
"Sagittarius."
*studies for a blood test and fails.
* sells the car for gas money.
* misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
* drives to the airport and sees a sign that aid,"Airport left", he
turns around and goes home.
* gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor.
* How do you get a Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
* "Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
* Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to
a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh "Santa Darling, if we
get engaged will you give me a ring?" "Sure" replied Santa
"What's your phone number?"
Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and
asked,"Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!" "Oh! How nice it
would be ," said Banta with joy, "I have been illiterate for so long."
A Sardar goes to a hotel and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the
basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji,
aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya
hai,'Wash Basin!".
Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the
telephone."Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven. "
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number.Sorry to have got you up in the middle of the
night." "That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the
telephone anyway."
Once Santa Singh broke his leg when he threw his cigarette butt
Down the manhole and tried to step on it.
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first
Match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another. It wouldn't light.
The third one finally lit. He lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in
His vest pocket. "What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?"
"That's a good match. I'll use it again."
A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a
bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing.
The bystander : A Marathon race is going on.
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!
Then there's the one about the Sardar who brought his binoculars
to a funeral where they were going to bury a distant relative of his.
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth
floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh,your daughter Preeto just died in an accident"
Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.  | 
.............. almost an BULLSEYE everytime...
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