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  #1  
03-11-2009, 10:26 PM
Join Date: Aug 2008
Afraid of the dark!!



A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.

The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "God is out there. He'll look after you and protect you."

The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?"

"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said.

The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called,
"God? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"






  #2  
04-11-2009, 09:05 AM
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Chennai
A burglar broke into a house one night while the owners were out and as he was putting stuff into his sack a parrot kept saying "Jesus in watching you!"

Eventually he got fed up with the parrot and said "I don't care if Jesus is watching me".

The parrot said "I think you should. Jesus is the name of the pitbull behind you".
  #3  
04-11-2009, 09:54 AM
Join Date: Jun 2009
Good One.................
Hima & Prasad
  #4  
04-11-2009, 10:13 AM
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Hyderabad
LOL Hima..........Too hillarious yaar........
  #5  
04-11-2009, 10:58 AM
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Chennai
Good one Himaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and Prasad.
  #6  
04-11-2009, 11:08 AM
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Hyderabad


Good one Hima

Nice addition Prasad..
  #7  
04-11-2009, 11:29 AM
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chennai
ha ha haaaaaaaaaa.............Good one Hima and Prasad
  #8  
04-11-2009, 11:31 AM
Join Date: Aug 2008
Thanks a lot friends!!



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