A father had his 4 children sit in a circle with him on the floor. He then placed a toy he had won as a door prize in the center of the circle, and said he wanted to give it to the most obedient child.
He then asked them "who is the most obedient?" There was no response from any of the children.
Sensing that they didn't understand what "obedient" meant he then asked, "who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?"
One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father. Okay, "YOU WIN!" exclaimed the child.