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  #1  
02-11-2009, 11:10 AM
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chennai
How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)


1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.


2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain


3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.


4. HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.

SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.


5. HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.

SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.


6. HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.

SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair


7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll prove his performance.

The boss criticized HER.
She'll be very upset.


8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?


9. HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.

SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.


10. HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.

SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.


11.. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.

SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?


12. HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

SHE's leaving for a better job..
Women are not dependable.
  #2  
02-11-2009, 03:45 PM
Join Date: Jun 2009
Exellent Post Malini. This discrimination is evident in most of the Organistions.
  #3  
02-11-2009, 04:03 PM
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Chennai
It used to be but now; This is not a reality these days.

According to me they are by definition—opinions.

Since this is humor, you did a pretty good assessment and its really funny and convincing.

Thanks for Posting !
  #4  
02-11-2009, 04:47 PM
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chennai
Thanks to ALL..........Have a great day

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