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Hi buddies i know u are eager to find the new opportunities. come on guys dont be stressed u will surely landup in good job. now its time for you to relax and laugh or smile at this calculations. chillout for few moments smart man smart woman romance smart man dumb woman affair dumb man smart woman marriage dumb man dumb woman pregnancy smart boss smart employee profit smart boss dumb employee production dumb boss smart employee promotion dumb boss dumb employee overtime math a man will pay 2 for a 1 item he needs. a woman will pay 1 for a 2 item that she doesn t need. & a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. a successful woman is one who can find such a man. to be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. married men live longer than single men do but married men are a lot more willing to die. to a woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn t. a man marries a woman expecting that she won t change and she does. a woman has the last word in any argument. anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. how to stop from you old aunts used to come up to me at weddings poking me in the ribs and cackling telling me "you re next." they stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals. now all these are just to make you relax for few minutes. if you guys are relaxed f for some moments then i have achieved my goal thanks for making me feel happy. take some memories of this posting regards
Most amazing lines written by man
When i was born a woman was there to hold me : my mother as i grew up as a child a woman was there to care & play with me: my sister i went to school a woman was there to help me learn: my teacher i became depressed when i lost a woman was there to offer a shoulder: my girlfriend i needed compatibility company & love a woman was there for me: my wife i became tough a woman was there to melt me: my daughter when i will die a woman will be there to absorb me in: my motherland if you are a man value every woman. & if you are a woman feel proud to be one
Indians are indians....(gud one)
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: a. 2 italian men and 1 italian woman b. 2 french men and 1 french woman c. 2 german men and 1 german woman d. 2 greek men and 1 greek woman e. 2 polish men and 1 polish woman f. 2 mexican men and 1 mexican woman g. 2 indian men and 1 indian woman what a crazy coincidence one month later on various parts of the island the following was observed: a. one italian man killed the other italian man for the italian woman. b. the two french men and the french woman are living happily together. c. the two german men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend time with the german woman. d. the two greek men are happy together and the greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them. e. the two polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the polish woman and they started swimming. f. the two mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the mexican woman. g. what happened to the indians???? scroll down . . . . . . . . . . scroll down . . . . . . . . . . . . scroll down . . . . . . . . scroll down . . . . . . . . . . . . . . scroll down . . . . . . . . the 2 indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the indian woman hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. oh dear indians. :wink: regards ak :lol:
W.i.f.e. :- worries invited for ever.
Subject: my wife dresses to kill. she cooks the same way. my wife and i were happy for twenty years. then we met. a good wife always forgives her husband when she s wrong. i was married by a judge. i should have asked for a jury. i bought my wife a new car. she called and said "there was water in the carburetor." i said "where s the car now?" she said "in the lake." never go to bed mad. stay up and fight. the secret of a happy marriage remains a secret for ever. when a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. i haven t spoken to my wife in 18 months i don t like to interrupt her. a man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. to be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. married men live longer than single men but married men are a lot more willing to die. any married man should forget his mistakes. there is no use in two people remembering the same thing. a woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn t. a man marries a woman expecting that she won t change and she does. a woman has the last word in any argument. anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. note: : worries invited for ever.
Beauty of a woman
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears the figure she carries or the way she combs her hair the beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes because that is the doorway to her heart the place where love resides the beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul it is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows...
Happy life - how to be a happy person? can you make me happy?
I have one that how to be an can you make me me.