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| Types of Computer Women  Virus Woman She installs in your apartment and play the boss. If you try to uninstall, you loose some stuff. If you don't, you'll loose everything. Internet Woman You have to pay to have access. Server Woman Always busy when you want her. Windows Woman You know that she have many bugs, but you can't live without her. Macintosh Woman Attractive, almost perfect, costs more money, but not so compatible with others. Only 5% of men have the pleasure to get her. PowerPoint Woman She?s ideal for party presentations, business meals, etc. Excel Woman They said that she knows many things, but you have her only for basic things. Word Woman Always she waits you with surprises and there is nobody can understand her. DOS Woman Everybody has her once, but nobody wants her now. Backup Woman You think that she have enough, but when you want to try her, she's missing something. Scandisk Woman We know that she's good and willing to help you, but she really dosen't know anything. Screensaver Woman Useful for nothing, but she amuse you. Paintbrush Woman She's all makeup, but nothing in rest. Harddisk Woman She knows anything, all the time. User Woman She doesn?t make anything good and always ask you something. E-mail Woman From 10 sentences she talks, 9 are bullshit. |
