| Why did God create man before woman? Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice.
A gushing young lady embarrassed Edison at a reception by her outspoken admiration. "You will go down in history, Mr. Edison, as the inventor of the first talking machine," she repeated for the tenth time. "Indeed, no, madam," replied Edison, "I am not the pioneer in the field. The first talking machine was invented by the Almighty and I merely invented one that could be stopped at will."
"It seems they had to give Mrs. Singh anesthesia twice for one operation."
"How come?"
"Once to perform the operation and once to keep her from talking about it." | 
