# Sign on a railway station at Patna :
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else
they never will be.....
#THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations.
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
Indian Armed Forces