Computer communication!!

gunjangupta · #1 08-07-2009, 04:44 PM

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord

runal_jagtap · #2 08-07-2009, 04:52 PM

Hahahahahahahaha............... very welll......