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Most amazing lines written by man
When i was born a woman was there to hold me : my mother as i grew up as a child a woman was there to care & play with me: my sister i went to school a woman was there to help me learn: my teacher i became depressed when i lost a woman was there to offer a shoulder: my girlfriend i needed compatibility company & love a woman was there for me: my wife i became tough a woman was there to melt me: my daughter when i will die a woman will be there to absorb me in: my motherland if you are a man value every woman. & if you are a woman feel proud to be one
Beauty of a woman
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears the figure she carries or the way she combs her hair the beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes because that is the doorway to her heart the place where love resides the beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul it is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows...
Never lie to a woman...!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: good one enjoy.. lie to a a man called home to his wife and said "honey i have been asked to go fishing up in canada with my boss & several of his friends. we ll be gone for a week. this is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion i v been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box we re leaving from the office & i will swing by the house to pick my things up" " oh please pack my new blue silk pajamas." the wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is did exactly what her husband asked. the following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. the wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? he said "yes lots of salmon some bluegill and a few swordfish. but why didn t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like i asked you to do?" you ll love the answer... the wife replied "i did. they re in your fishing box :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: 8 :lol: regards amit seth.
Indians are indians....(gud one)
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: a. 2 italian men and 1 italian woman b. 2 french men and 1 french woman c. 2 german men and 1 german woman d. 2 greek men and 1 greek woman e. 2 polish men and 1 polish woman f. 2 mexican men and 1 mexican woman g. 2 indian men and 1 indian woman what a crazy coincidence one month later on various parts of the island the following was observed: a. one italian man killed the other italian man for the italian woman. b. the two french men and the french woman are living happily together. c. the two german men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend time with the german woman. d. the two greek men are happy together and the greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them. e. the two polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the polish woman and they started swimming. f. the two mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the mexican woman. g. what happened to the indians???? scroll down . . . . . . . . . . scroll down . . . . . . . . . . . . scroll down . . . . . . . . scroll down . . . . . . . . . . . . . . scroll down . . . . . . . . the 2 indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the indian woman hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. oh dear indians. :wink: regards ak :lol:
Rabri devi -------lalooji's sweet wife
Dear all just an exercise for your face muscles rabri devi died and went to heaven don t laugh. as she stood in front of yamraj she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. she asked "what are all those clocks?" yamraj answered "those are lie clocks. everyone on earth has a lie clock. every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "oh" said rabri "who s clock is that?" that s gautam buddha s. the hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. "and whose clock is that?" that s abraham lincoln s clock. the hands have only moved twice telling us that abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." rabri asked "where s my laloo s clock?" laloo"s clock is in my office" replied yamraj "i m using it as a ceiling fan". howzzzaaaaaaaaat. regards sindhu
An old lady gets pulled over!!
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... older woman: is there a problem officer? officer: ma am you were speeding. older woman: oh i see. officer: can i see your license please? older woman: i d give it to you but i don t have one. officer: don' t have one? older woman: lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. officer: i see...can i see your vehicle registration papers please. older woman: i can t do that. officer: why not? older woman: i stole this car. officer: stole it? older woman: yes and i killed and hacked up the owner. officer: you what? older woman: his body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see the officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. within minutes 5 police cars circle the car a senior officer slowly approaches the car clasping his half drawn gun officer 2: ma am would you step out of your vehicle please the woman steps out of her vehicle. older woman: is there a problem sir? officer 2: one of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. older woman: murdered the owner? officer 2: yes could you please open the trunk of your car please. the woman opens the trunk revealing nothing but an empty trunk. officer 2: is this your car ma am? older woman: yes here are the registration papers. the officer is quite stunned. officer 2: one of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. the woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. the officer examines the license. he looks quite puzzled. officer 2: thank you ma am one of my officers told me you didn t have a license that you stole this car and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. older woman: bet the liar told you i was speeding too. don t mess with old ladies