this is with due regards to everyone.
School Head Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred
to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days before August 15
and as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the school assembly on Independence Day.
Here's his dynamite speech that was recorded for our benefit :
Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children.........
"This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside
my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly,but for the following reason, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket.
I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.
We got independent because of great leaders like Gundhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India.Tilak said Swaraj is our birth-rate and we shall have it. Today we all have our birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind. Be like great like X'raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt, Dim Butter, Lipton etc.
You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent vaporation. They became great by reading great books.
After we finish you off here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A., M.A.M.A and other decrease. Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college.
The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, classroom is the soil.
We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one day you all will become great flowers. Many vacancy job come in newz peppers.
Only yesterday I saw in pepper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm:
Generators, highpower condensors" so and so forth,etc. These jobs
may be teknickel, but you can shine. If you have flare in English, you can
become teacher.
I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you "
From India, Mumbai
5School Head Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred
to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days before August 15
and as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the school assembly on Independence Day.
Here's his dynamite speech that was recorded for our benefit :
Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children.........
"This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside
my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly,but for the following reason, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket.
I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.
We got independent because of great leaders like Gundhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India.Tilak said Swaraj is our birth-rate and we shall have it. Today we all have our birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind. Be like great like X'raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt, Dim Butter, Lipton etc.
You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent vaporation. They became great by reading great books.
After we finish you off here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A., M.A.M.A and other decrease. Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college.
The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, classroom is the soil.
We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one day you all will become great flowers. Many vacancy job come in newz peppers.
Only yesterday I saw in pepper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm:
Generators, highpower condensors" so and so forth,etc. These jobs
may be teknickel, but you can shine. If you have flare in English, you can
become teacher.
I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you "
From India, Mumbai
eeee to bilkool hi chamatkaari hai jee aaisian hi postwaa bhejte rahiyegaa. bhest aaf luc rajkumar
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Hi guys,
xcellent.. hilarious one... :D :D :D
Highlight of the story....
.............really cant control my laughter :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Reena ... thanks for sharin...
keep postin..
:) :) :)
Regards
From India, Madras
xcellent.. hilarious one... :D :D :D
Highlight of the story....
.............really cant control my laughter :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Reena ... thanks for sharin...
keep postin..
:) :) :)
Regards
From India, Madras
:icon12: :icon12: :icon12: :icon12: :icon12: AAP TO JHAMAJHAM CHITTHI LEKHTI HAI JIIIII :lol: :lol: :lol:
hey people, great response... n that too after a big time lag... i posted it ages ago... but i am glad that u all liked it... enjoy.... regards, Reena
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Hi reena, this is a real classic!!!! I really had a good time reading this . In case you’ve got some more keep 'em comin' . Thanks . Bye. Regards, Sadashiv :lol:
From Kuwait, Kuwait
From Kuwait, Kuwait
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