 Marriage Made In Heaven
Marriage Made In Heaven
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A couple is driving to a church to get married. On the way, they get into a car accident and die. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them.
Three months pass by and they hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage.
He says, "I'm still working on it."
Two years pass by and no marriage. St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it.
Finally, after 20 long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding.
The couple marries and lives happily for a while. But after a few months, they find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce.
"Can you arrange it for us?" they ask.
St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?!! It took me 20 years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?" | 
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