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Dear All, Enjoy all........Have Fun ;)
From India, Delhi
vijetashukla
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From India, Delhi
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Sorry all...it happened by mistake...instead of clicking on manage attachment i clicked submit thread...tried to stop but...My bad luck...there is another thread which has attachments....Sorry:(
Inconvience is highly regretted..:(

From India, Delhi
vijetashukla
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Still for u all...
Promotion Joke
The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the mail room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-president. Now, it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company.
What do you say to that?" :confused:
"Thanks," said the employee. :icon1:
"Thanks?" the boss replied "Is that all you can say?" :-x
"I suppose not," the employee said. :confused:
"Thanks, Dad.":-D

Enjoy:-D

From India, Delhi
vijetashukla
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Salary Negotiations Joke

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of business school, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"

The applicant said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks' vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50 percent of your salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"

The applicant sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it.":-D

From India, Delhi
sneha.ambekar.rao@gmail.com
The owner of a company tells his employees:
“You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I ‘m giving everyone a check for $5,000.”
Thrilled, the employees gather round and high five one another.
“And if you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks!”
:D :D :D

From India, Mumbai
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