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  #1  
23-12-2008, 02:59 PM
Join Date: May 2008
Location: New Delhi
Newton in Romantic Mood......
Universal law of Love:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "


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First law of Love:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "


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Second law of Love:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "


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Third law of Love:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."
  #2  
24-12-2008, 11:18 AM
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Heaven
Ha ha ha...

RJ
  #3  
24-12-2008, 11:37 AM
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: coimbatore
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  #4  
24-12-2008, 11:43 AM
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Bangalore
good one !!!!!!!!!

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