TV Channel Fight

Dhanjith · #1 (**permalink**) 01-09-2006, 06:13 PM

Dad, Rahul and Preeti loved watching television. The three of
them always fought as to who will watch what. Their mother wouldn't
interfere with their fights. Each one would snatch the remote and keep
changing channels. Rahul wanted to watch the cricket match, Preeti
wanted to watch the cookery show and Dad the Political news.

This is what their mother heard one day:

In the parliament today...Nehra bowled his first over...and is washed away in boiling water....The finance minister...went straight into the hands of Tendulkar...and is sliced into pieces.... Mr. Krishna visited...Anil Kumble who is now going to...break the egg and...the leader of the opposition party...is hit on the face...which will now turn red in two minutes...during the zero hour...both the umpires...are fried golden brown.

We now end the news bulletin...by calling Dravid...to peel the
onion.

Cheers,
Dhanjith

devansh · #2 (**permalink**) 04-09-2006, 06:41 PM

good one really funny

Swapna · #3 (**permalink**) 05-09-2006, 05:29 PM

Excellent Joke

We now end the news bulletin...by calling Dravid...to peel the
onion.

Thanks for Posting!!

banerjee_gunjan · #4 (**permalink**) 05-09-2006, 06:09 PM

Hi ,

that was really goooood and fuuunnnnyyyyy

specially

Quote:

Mr. Krishna visited...Anil Kumble who is now going to...break the egg and...the leader of the opposition party...is hit on the face...which will now turn red in two minutes...during the zero hour...both the umpires...are fried golden brown.

We now end the news bulletin...by calling Dravid...to peel the

Thanks,
Gunjan

Dhanjith · #5 (**permalink**) 06-09-2006, 11:36 AM

Thanks for your replies

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