Agar sardar man mohan singh ji dubara pm bane to 3 rule lagu hoge---
1. sardaro pe chutkule band.
2. singh is kingh national song hoga.
3. 11 baje k baad direct 1 bajege.
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Doctor : jab apko pata tha chipkali apke kaan me ghus rahi hai to aap chup kyu the?
Sardar : Pehle cockroach gaya tha to mujhe laga chipkali use pakadne ja rahi hai.


Regards,
Amit Seth.