 Joke for the Day ----------> Lie Machine.
A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way.....
If the truth is told- the machine won’t give any sound
If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Now there are three Indians. One Bengali, one Madrasi and one Sardarji.
Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.
Here it goes......
Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)
Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Madrasi:-'No no, I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)
Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'.
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...' | 
--------------->KIRRRRRRRRRRR
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