Cool One Liners

Amitmhrm · #1 (**permalink**) 14-09-2008, 06:52 PM

Hi All,,

Enjoy some cool one liners...

COOL ONE LINERS

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; have two ... you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[26]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

Regards,

Amit Seth.

shrutiarjun · #2 (**permalink**) 15-09-2008, 04:39 PM

Coooooooooool

ones Amit......hmm ab kuch hot hojaye

Amith R Murthy · #3 (**permalink**) 15-09-2008, 04:50 PM

Yes all are really Cool ones thanks for sharing Amit ji..............

Regards
Amith R.

serveshdubey · #4 (**permalink**) 15-09-2008, 07:05 PM

ek Budia Bachpan Me Mar Gai

vvaadi · #5 (**permalink**) 15-09-2008, 07:07 PM

Heyyy its realy amazing...............and coooooooooooool Yaarrrrrr

Amitmhrm · #6 (**permalink**) 15-09-2008, 09:38 PM

Thank you All,, Sindhu, Amith, n Vvaadi..

Haan Ji Sindhu G, cool to ho gaya ab aap Delhi ki hot one liners share karo..

BTW Sarvesh y r u crying for dead old lady..

pyramid1 · #7 (**permalink**) 16-09-2008, 01:50 AM

Hahahahahahaha...

Good one..

serveshdubey · #8 (**permalink**) 16-09-2008, 06:40 PM

डीयर अमित

तुम्हारे वन लाइनर मे मैने एक और जोड दिया इसमे तुम्हारा इगो हर्ट नही होना चाहिये

टेक केयर

Amitmhrm · #9 (**permalink**) 16-09-2008, 11:16 PM

Thanks Pyramid n Sarvesh..

Thats really a nice one Mr. sarvesh..

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