Rajat Joshi
101

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the

wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --



HUSBAND: Ooops..

From India, Pune
archnahr
113

:lol: :lol: :lol: They know the art of extrecting all info. Don’t they?? :lol: Good one
From India, Delhi
preetikriplani
1

Hi, Rajat Jee, Kya baat hai, A gud one frm u , i have never seen u posting sumthg ths not HR, humm Gud one sir... Tc Preeti...
From India, Mumbai
banerjee_gunjan
3

Nice one , it seems that the wife is an HR professional, who know the art of Extracting the right information she want. :lol: :lol: Keep posting.. Regards, Gunjan
From India, Delhi
vinay22.professional
6

That is the real test I think the Interviewees would face.
Hiding what they want to, over a considerable period of time, and just getting into the flow of questions, losing the way.
Good lesson, Sir.
Regards,
VINAY

From India
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