28-08-2008, 12:50 AM
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 Favored Employees!!!
Some employees are more favored than others in some organizations as the following posting on many web sites demonstrates:
The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
HIS desk is cluttered.
He is obviously a hard worker and a busy man. HER desk is cluttered.
She’s obviously a disorganized scatterbrain
HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.
HE is not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting. SHE is not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies’ room.
HE is not in the office.
He is meeting with customers. SHE is not in the office.
She must be out shopping.
HE is having lunch with the boss.
He is on his way up. SHE is having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.
The boss criticized HIM.
He’ll prove his performance. The boss criticized HER.
She’ll be very upset.
HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry? SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?
HE is getting married.
He’ll get more settled. SHE is getting married.
She’ll get pregnant and leave.
HE is having a baby.
He’ll need a raise. SHE is having a baby.
She’ll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
HE is going on a business trip.
It’s good for his career. SHE is going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?
HE is leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognize a good opportunity. SHE is leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
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