Some more of Sardar ji.........

asfastasitgets · #1 (**permalink**) 26-07-2008, 01:48 PM

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.

gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

tries to drown a fish in water.

thinks socialism means partying.

trips over a cordless phone.

takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts"Sagittarius.".
studies for a blood test and fails.
sells the car for gas money.
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

asfastasitgets · #2 (**permalink**) 26-07-2008, 01:59 PM

AT INDO-PAK WAR

Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing
everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from
the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets. The pakistani forces
surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but,
suddenly out of the bushes jumps Captain. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar
dani!(mosquito net) He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run
off quickly. The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His friends ask him "Yaar thu
maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" Hari Singh replies "Maachar daani itni patli
hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?
In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh No Assumptions
Please!) joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the
sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh
wearning nothing he tries do shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but instead
gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar, your father was so intelligent that he wore maachar daani in the same situation but u went just like that". Gani Singh replies
"aare yaar main tho odomos lage ke gaya tha"!

sangjulie · #3 (**permalink**) 28-07-2008, 05:04 PM

Hi "Asfastasitgets"

good one.

julie

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