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Mgmt stories told at iim - ahmedabad(too good-do read)
A management story story # 1 its a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave lying lazily in the sun. along comes a fox out on a walk. fox: "do you know the time because my watch is broken" lion: "oh i can easily fix the watch for you" fox: "hmm... but its a very complicated mechanism and your big claws will only destroy it even more" lion: "oh no give it to me and it will be fixed" fox: "thats ridiculous any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches" lion: "sure they do give it to me and it will be fixed" the lion disappears into his cave and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. the fox is impressed and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun looking very pleased with himself. soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun. wolf: "can i come and watch tv tonight with you because mine is broken" lion: "oh i can easily fix your tv for you" wolf: "you dont expect me to believe such rubbish do you? there is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated tv" lion: "no problem. do you want to try it?" the lion goes into his cave and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed tv. the wolf goes away happily and amazed. scene : inside the lions cave. in one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. in the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself. moral : if you want to know why a is look at the work of his management lesson in the context of the working world : if you want to know why is look at the work of his story # 2 its a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow tippytapping on his typewriter.. along comes a fox out for a walk. fox: "what are you working on?" rabbit: "my thesis." fox: "hmm... what is it about?" rabbit: "oh im writing about how rabbits eat foxes." fox: "thats ridiculous any fool knows that rabbits dont eat foxes" rabbit: "come with me and ill show you" they both disappear into the rabbits burrow. after few minutes gnawing on a fox bone the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing. soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit. wolf: "whats that you are writing?" rabbit: "im doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves." wolf: "you dont expect to get such rubbish published do you?" rabbit: "no problem. do you want to see why?" the rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself after a few minutes and goes back to typing. finally a bear comes along and asks "what are you doing? rabbit: "im doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears." bear: "well thats absurd " rabbit: "come into my home and ill show you" scene : as they enter the burrow the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion. moral: it how your is; what is whom you have as a management lesson in the context of the working world: it how bad your is; what is your boss you or not
Management stories
alatino linotypestory#1:/i ook antiquait s a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave lying lazily in the sun. along comes a fox out on a walk. ook antiqua ook antiquafox: "do you know the time because my watch is broken" ook antiqualion: "oh i can easily fix the watch for you" ook antiqua ook antiquafox: "hmm... but it s a very complicated mechanism and your big claws will only destroy it even more." ook antiqualion: "oh no give it to me and it will be fixed" ook antiqua ook antiquafox: "that s ridiculous any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches" ook antiqualion: "sure they do give it to me and it will be fixed" ook antiqua ook antiquathe lion disappears into his cave and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. the fox is impressed and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun looking very pleased with himself. ook antiqua ook antiqua ook antiqua ook antiquasoon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun. ook antiqua ook antiquawolf: "can i come and watch tv tonight with you because mine is broken" ook antiqualion: "oh i can easily fix your tv for you" ook antiqua ook antiquawolf: "you don t expect me to believe such rubbish do you? there is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated tv. ook antiqualion: "no problem. do you want to try it?" ook antiqua ook antiquathe lion goes into his cave and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed tv. the wolf goes away happily and amazed. ook antiqua ook antiquascene : ook antiquainside the lion s cave. in one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. in the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself. ook antiqua ook antiquamoral : ook antiquaif you want to know why a is look at the work of his ook antiqua ook antiquamanagement lesson in the context of the working world : ook antiquaif you want to know why is look at the work of his ook antiqua ook antiquastory # 2/i it s a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow tippytapping on his typewriter. along comes a fox out for a walk. fox: "what are you working on?" rabbit: "my thesis." fox: "hmm... what is it about?" rabbit: "oh i m writing about how rabbits eat foxes." fox: "that s ridiculous any fool knows that rabbits don t eat foxes rabbit: "come with me and i ll show you" they both disappear into the rabbit s burrow. after few minutes gnawing on a fox bone the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing. soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit. wolf: "what s that you are writing?" rabbit: "i m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves." wolf: "you don t expect to get such rubbish published do you?" rabbit: "no problem. do you want to see why?" the rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself after a few minutes and goes back to typing. finally a bear comes along and asks "what are you doing? rabbit: "i m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears." bear: "well that s absurd " rabbit: "come into my home and i ll show you" scene : as they enter the burrow the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion. moral: it t how your is; what is whom you have as a management lesson in the context of the working world: it t how bad your is; what is your boss you or not omic sans mssource:friend s fwd email.pls ignore if this has been already posted
How to catch a lion !! ??
How to catch a lion ?? newton s method: let the lion catch you. for every action there is equal and opposite reaction. implies you caught lion. einstein method: run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. due to higher relative velocity the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. now you can trap it easily. software engineer method: catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a lion. if anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to lion. indian police method: catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion. rajnikanth method : keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. the lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself. jayalalitha method: send police commissioner muthukaruppan around 2am and kill it while it s sleeping manirathnam method director: make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. keep murmuring something in its ears. the lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide. karan johar method director: send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. send another lioness in to the forest followed by another lion. first lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. but 2nd lioness loves both lions. now send another lionessthird into the forest. you don t understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs then also u wont yash chopra method director: take the lion to australia or us.. and kill it in a good scenic location. govinda method: continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. menaka gandhi method: save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously. george bush method: link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him ravi shastri method: ask the lion to bowl at u. u bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Story of a lion & a jackal
Iin the forest lived a lion. he had a jackal as his partner. they both always went /iitogether/ii for hunting. the lion used to kill /iithe animals/ii and the jackal got his /iishare for/ii helping the lion then and there. /i i one day the lion fellsick. he could not go out. but he was very hungry. he called the jackal and said "dear friend i am hungry. but i am too sick to hunt. you have to help me get some food". /i i the jackal went off in search of prey. he found a donkey at last. he said to /iithe donkey/ii "hello donkey sir /iithe king/ii of the forest wants to make you his minister". the foolish donkey was too happy to think of the plot. he followed the jackal. the lion killed the donkey. but before eating he felt so thirsty. he said to the jackal take care of the donkey. i will return in no time". /i i as soon as the lion left the jackal started eating the brain of the donkey. when the lion /iireturned/ii he found the donkey s brain missing. /i i he asked the jackal. "where is the donkey s brain?" /i i 7f007fthe jackal answered timidly "if he had a brain would he have come here
Chuha bhi kabhi lion tha..!!!
Hi all enjoy.. chuha bhi kabhi lion tha.. 8 8 8 chooha aur sher.. hahahahahahaha ek chooha ek sher lion ki shaadi me dance kar raha tha lion ke ek relative ne choohe se poocha tum lion ki shaadi mein kaise aaye ho? tum to ek choohe ho to choohe ne kaha lion mera bhai hai isliye main aaya hun lion ke relative ne kaha tum choohe ho to lion ke bhai kaise ho sakte ho? to pata hai choohe ne kya kaha? choohe ne kaha ki shaadi se pahle main bhi lion hi thaa... :lol: :lol: :lol: 8 8 8 :wink: :wink: :wink: regards amit seth.
The rabbit joke --------------- just for laughs...................
A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. the rabbit looks at her and says "giraffe my friend why do you do this? think about your health. come with me running through the forest you ll see you ll feel so much better" the giraffe looks at him looks at the joint tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. then they come across an elephant doing opium so the rabbit again says "elephant my friend why do you do this? think about your health. come running with us through the pretty forest you ll see you ll feel so good" the elephant looks at them looks at his razor mirror and all and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. the three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin shot... the rabbit says "lion my friend why do you do this? think about your health come running with us through the sunny forest you will feel so good" the lion looks at him puts down his needle and starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit. as the giraffe and elephant watch in horror they look at him and ask "lion why did you do this? he was merely trying to help us all" the lion answers . . . . . . . . . "that little devil makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he s high on cocaine" cheers