A good one- Men and women

Navin Rane · #1 (**permalink**) 02-07-2008, 02:52 PM

A man is driving in his car on a road.

A woman is driving in her car on the same road, but in the opposite direction.

When they pass each other, the man opens his window and shouts to the woman:

DONKEY!

The woman immediately responds:
Monkey!

Both continue their separate ways, the woman being very satisfied with her quick and smart reaction.

And just as she reaches the first curve in the road …

Moral:

“Women never really understand what men are trying to say to them."

shinmv · #2 (**permalink**) 02-07-2008, 04:31 PM

is this completed ?????

shin

Sujatha Krishnamurthy · #3 (**permalink**) 02-07-2008, 05:16 PM

Really nice one ..... haahahahhah ....thank u Navin.

Dear Shin ..... small tip to u.............. have little more sense of humor ...

Sujatha Krishnamurthy

vinil · #4 (**permalink**) 02-07-2008, 05:30 PM

wht happend to tht lady?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Navin Rane

A man is driving in his car on a road.

A woman is driving in her car on the same road, but in the opposite direction.

When they pass each other, the man opens his window and shouts to the woman:

DONKEY!

The woman immediately responds:
Monkey!

Both continue their separate ways, the woman being very satisfied with her quick and smart reaction.

And just as she reaches the first curve in the road …

Moral:

“Women never really understand what men are trying to say to them."

Navin Rane · #5 (**permalink**) 03-07-2008, 12:18 PM

Dear shin and vinil....

To make it simple... the man was trying to make the lady aware of the Danger ahead at the curve....

But as usual the lady could not comprehend what the man said...

So what happened to the lady???

"She banged her car"

nidhishrivastava · #6 (**permalink**) 03-07-2008, 01:15 PM

well the post was incomplete..shin n vinil r right

Sridhar babu · #7 (**permalink**) 03-07-2008, 03:43 PM

sorry navin i also did not understand, why he said donkey

Navin Rane · #8 (**permalink**) 03-07-2008, 05:01 PM

Well Sridar.. the lady was driving rashly and the man in the process of having her avoid the turn called her donkey...

arre in hindi dont we say... gaddhe ya ullu ke patthe on the road when someones not drvin well..

Navin Rane · #9 (**permalink**) 03-07-2008, 05:04 PM

The morale of the story is-

The guy shouted out Donkey "Arre Gadhe" so she could be careful at the turn,

But the lady did not understand why the man shouted out donkey, she spontaneuously replied by asying monkey and was content...

Was this that difficult a joke... well... may be..

Navin Rane · #10 (**permalink**) 03-07-2008, 05:04 PM

we need to use some of our brains to unstand ...

newaz peace...

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