Project Manager & The Canteen Boy...... :-)

A Project Manager working in an MNC goes to the cafeteria, as usual after lunch for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. So he thinks of having some fun with him.
So he calls him and starts the conversation -

Project Manager - How much do you earn?
The canteen boy just smiles.

Project Manager - What is your name?
The canteen boy gives a gentle look and smiles more now.
Project Manager - What is your future plan?
The boy keeps quiet.

Project Manager - Where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
The canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Project Manager - Jab mai Mumbai aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.
Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai; naam hai, shohrat hai, paisa hai.
Tumhare paas kya hai?
Now scroll down to find out his answer.....
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No..... he didn't answer like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere paas Maa hain!!!"
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The Canteen boy said - Sa'ab, mere paas kaam hai.

The Project Manager leaves the cafeteria silently!!!


Regards

Hey,

lol,...Its very true....

LOL..i cant help but think that the project manager shows a serious lack of occupation!!

Job specification of Project manager

1. A university degree in a related field.
2. Eight to ten years of experience in a senior leadership position.
3. Demonstrated ability to establish and maintain effective relationships and partnerships with key stakeholders.
4. Demonstrated experience in leading and managing complex projects that are strategic in nature and national in scope.
5. Knowledge of labor force strategies would be an asset
6. Excellent organizational skills with demonstrated ability to execute projects on time and on budget.
7. Strong interpersonal, communication, facilitation and presentation skills.
8. Strong analytical and problem solving skills.
9. Ability to work independently and with minimal supervision.
10. Demonstrated ability to work in a small team setting.

Source: Project manager job description