12-06-2008, 05:15 PM
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| |  I Talk, You Talk In English- Just For Laugh
JUST FOR LAUGH
These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH.
our class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."....lol...
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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Don’t laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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Teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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"Half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"......
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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"Will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Our chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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Our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code..
"I understand. u understand computer how understand??
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JUST FOR LAUGH
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Regards,
Source : Internet
Last edited by sumi71; 12-06-2008 at 06:51 PM.
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13-06-2008, 10:14 AM
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Funny..... :-)))))))))))
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Regards,
Chaitali....
"Keeping a smile on your face, when inside you feel like dying, for the sake of supporting others...Means Strength.."
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05-07-2008, 12:19 PM
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| | hey awesome post
Quote:
Originally Posted by sumi71  JUST FOR LAUGH
These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH.
our class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
*******************************************
once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."....lol...
*******************************************
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
*******************************************
Don’t laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
*******************************************
It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
*******************************************
Teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
*******************************************
"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
*******************************************
"Half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"......
******************************************
My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
*******************************************
"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
*******************************************
"Will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
*******************************************
LIBRARIAN SCOLDE," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
*******************************************
Our chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
******************************************
Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
*******************************************
"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
*******************************************
Our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code..
"I understand. u understand computer how understand??
*******************************************
JUST FOR LAUGH
--
Regards,
Source : Internet | Hey sumi,
the post made by u is really awesome...........n one of the funniest things which i have come across......keep doing it......  |
08-07-2008, 05:06 PM
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Posts: 9
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Good one! Educative jokes for trainers.
Thanks,
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