Logic

Zail Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.

Rajiv: Zail Singhji How is your MBA preparation?

Zail : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Rajiv: Logic is very easy.

Zail : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house ?

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically ,there will be water in it.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically. Someone will be feeding the fish.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: so, Logically, your are married.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.


Zail Singh was very glad and he understood logic.

Next day he sees Buta Singh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Zail : How is your MBA preparation?

Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic.

Zail : Oh, logic is easy.

Buta : Please, give me an example.

Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Buta : NO, I don't.

Zail : Saala HOMO!!!