husband and wife....

mann_esha · #1 (**permalink**) 05-06-2008, 01:33 PM

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you buy her a pet?

HUSBAND: "If she wanted one."

WIFE: "Would you buy her a cat?

HUSBAND: "No, she likes German Shepherds."

WIFE: - - - SILENCE - -

HUSBAND: "SHIT!"

seelujangra · #2 (**permalink**) 05-06-2008, 01:44 PM

Good One

Regards,
Seelu

shinmv · #3 (**permalink**) 05-06-2008, 02:48 PM

great dear...

Govil Nanda · #4 (**permalink**) 05-06-2008, 03:17 PM

Ha Ha Ha

Regards

Govil Nanda

paddutr · #5 (**permalink**) 05-06-2008, 04:59 PM

As usual, a probing wife. Husbands, be careful when answering the wifes.

Regards,

Paddutr

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