04-06-2008, 04:36 PM
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Some Good One Liners - Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving
- Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee
- I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile I tried but they wanted cash
- Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later
- Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me
- Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote
- Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
- Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others
- A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person
- You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them
- Saving is the best thing Especially when your parents have done it for you
- Wise men talk because they have something to say;fools talk because they have to say something
- Here are a few great notions in philosophyIf your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your fatherinlaw is a poor man, it's your stupidity
- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two
- Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
- The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise
- Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives
- "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
- God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends
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07-06-2008, 09:48 AM
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Hi
Good thing to laugh and think.
Tejas |
07-06-2008, 09:58 AM
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Dear Tejas,
Welcome to CHR Bangalore Forum
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18-06-2008, 11:49 AM
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Good one.
Thanks for sharing.
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Best Regards,
Gurinder  |
24-06-2008, 02:14 PM
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 ...It's humorous and wonderful...keep up the flow...to make people irritate(laugh)..
Cheers,
Ravinder.
Last edited by ravinder_vemula; 24-06-2008 at 02:16 PM.
Reason: added a smiley
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