27-05-2008, 03:19 PM
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Q: What causes the tides
A: The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon all water tends to flow 2wards the moon bcuz ther is no water on the moon and the nature abhors a vaccum i forget where the sun joins in thia fight
Q: What happens to a boy when he reach puberty
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks 4ward 2 his adultery
Q: How is dew formed
A: The sun shines on the leaves and make them perspire
Q: Explain an process by which water can b made safe to drink
A: Filteration makes water safe to drink bcuz it removes large pollutants like grit sand DEAD SHEEP and CANOEISTS
Q: What is a planet
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky
Q: What are steroids
A: Things 4 keeping the carpet still on the stairs
Q: How can u delay milk turning sour
A: Keep it in a cow
Q: Give an example of fungus what is there characteristic feature
A: Mushrooms ! they grow in damp places so they look like umbrellas
Q: What is a thermal illness
A: When u r sick at an airport
Q: What is an turbine
A: Something an arab wears
Q: Name the 4 seasons
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
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