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Old 22-05-2008, 01:21 PM
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Smile Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you
to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the
PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my
office hours.
Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS!!!!
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Old 22-05-2008, 03:47 PM
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Poor Bill Gates, I really feel sorry for him!!!!!!
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Old 22-05-2008, 03:53 PM
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Banta Singh rocks ... can somebody find worng in his letter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 22-05-2008, 04:02 PM
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gr8.....keep posting...... whole letter is too good.......yaar.....keep it up.....keep sharing.......
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Old 22-05-2008, 04:06 PM
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very nice......keep posting
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Old 22-05-2008, 04:34 PM
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hahaha, oh mine. Bill is truely surfering

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Old 22-05-2008, 04:39 PM
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hakuna matata....... 1 kilo batata........ khatata....mattaata......
hello lockwood.......mazama.........
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Old 22-05-2008, 06:27 PM
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Hi Viral,

Which language is this?

Regds

Prabha
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Old 22-05-2008, 06:32 PM
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where r u from Prabha??
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Old 23-05-2008, 11:00 AM
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Hi Viral,

I am from Bangalore.

Regds

Prabha

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