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Student & Teacher Jokes

Joke : 1

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of
Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the
same day same time."


Joke : 2

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:- As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny:- He became father only after I was born.

Joke : 3

TEACHER:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes
cost
Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs.
TEACHER:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half
mad.

Joke : 4

Teacher: Paul, what is the chemical formula of
Water?
Paul: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher: What is this?
Paul: Well!! you said it is H2O.


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Student (to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink.
Teacher:Go run after it.


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Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.



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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on
the
door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'


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Teacher: "Anoop, stop showing off. Do you think you
are the teacher of this class?"
Anoop: "No, Miss."
Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"



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Pupil: “Sir, Would you mind e-mailing my exam
results
to my parents?”
Teacher: “But your parents don’t have a computer.”
Pupil: “Exactly!”


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A student to his teacher: “ I haven’t got no
pencil.”
Teacher, correcting him: “ You don’t have any
pencil.
He doesn’t have any pencils. We don’t have any
pencils.”
Student, with a look of astonishment: “Where have
all
the pencils gone?”


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Teacher to girl: “Why are you late?”
Girl: “I started late from home”.
Teacher: “Why didn’t you start early?”
Girl: “By the time I woke up, it was too late to
start
early”



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Teacher to the student: Why are you tearing up your
homework copy?
Student: To keep the elephants away.
Teacher: But there are no elephants here.
Student: See, how effective it is!!!



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Teacher: You weren't at school last Friday, Robert.
I
heard you were at the movie theatre.
Robert: That's not true, sir. And I've got the
tickets
from the football game to prove it.


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Teacher:Mohan,Assam is special for what product?
Mohan:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where doyou
get
tea powder?
Mohan:From our neighbour's house!!!


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Finding one of her students making faces at others
on
the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove
the child.
Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a
child,
I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like
that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well you can't
say
you weren't warned, Ms. Smith."




 
 
 
 





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